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EMO

[] I cry a lot.
[] I go to local shows.
[] I wear black everyday.
[] I write sad poetry.
[] I play an acoustic guitar.
[] My favorite bands include: Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, or Panic! at the Disco.
[x] I think about suicide or death often.
[x] People have told me to cheer up.
[x] I cry when I see dead animals.  
[x] My myspace/Facebook pics are black or white or angled.
[] I wear many band shirts.
[x] No one understands me.
[x] I don't talk too often.
[x] I look down when I walk.
[x] I wear black eyeliner.
[] I have an ex I still cry over.
[] My hair is black.
[] My hair covers one of my eyes.
[] I always say 'life sucks'.
Total: 8

NERD

[] I have straight A's.
[x] I wear glasses or contacts
[] I always do my homework and study.
[] Lord of the Rings was a massive achievement.
[x] Computer games.
[x] I'm 'teachers pet'.
[] I've never had a real boyfriend/girlfriend.
[] I have a bedtime.
[x] I use an asthma inhaler.
[x] I carry a calculator with me.
[] I bring my lunch to school.
[] I always follow the rules.
[] I'm shy around the opposite sex.
[] I'm always on the computer.
[] I've never had beer or cigarettes.
[] I always answer every question in class right.
[x] I correct people's grammar.
[x] I read a lot.
[] School is very important to me.
[x] I always stump people.
Total: 8

REBEL

[x] I always speak my mind.
[] I have 0% of school spirit.
[x] F*ck you, I won't do what you tell me!
[x] I stand up for what I think is right.
[] On spirit days at school, I wear the rival's colors.  
[] Whenever people are doing something, I do the complete opposite.
[] I won't listen to authority figures.
[] I always break the rules.
[] I refuse to compromise.
[x] I'm always arguing with people.
[x] I love debate.
[x] I always do what's unexpected of me.
[x] I don't give a sh*t what people think of me.
[x] If I watch a cruddy movie in theaters, right after it's over, I'll say 'that sucked'.
[x] I'm not afraid to contradict others.
[] I only respect my own beliefs.
[] If I don't want to do something, I won't do it, no matter what.
[] I laugh at compromising people.
[] I cheer on the rival's sport team to stand out.
[] Rules were meant to be broken.
Total: 9

JOCK

[] I'm on one or more sport teams.
[] I always wear my varsity jacket.
[] I've won awards for my athletic ability.
[] I will only date popular girls/guys.
[] School Spirit 100%.
[] I'm going to a college for sports
[] I watch sports on TV all the time
[x] I'm muscular.
[] I play sports or exercise at least 3 hours a day.
[] Go Team!
[] I'm a chick/dude magnet.
[] I eat a lot.
[] I'm egotistical.
[] I'm too focused on sports to make really good grades.
[] I sit at the jock lunch table.
[] All I talk about with my friends is sports.
[] I go to lots of sports games.
[] I'm very athletic
[] I wear sport inspired clothing.
[] play at least 3 different sports.
Total: 1

COMEDIAN

[x] I'm funny.
[x] I'm always making jokes.
[x] I interrupt class by making people laugh.
[x] I like to entertain people.
[] I worship Kevin Smith.
[] I watch comedies more than anything.
[] I also watch SNL and Mad TV a lot
[x] I'm sarcastic.
[x] I've been told I'm hilarious.
[x] I always imitate people.
[x] I pull lots of pranks.
[x] I always make sarcastic remarks after everything.
[] I have to prove myself by being funny.
[] People expect me to make jokes, always.
[] I have a lot of pressure to make everyone laugh.
[x] If I don't make jokes, people ask me what's wrong.
[x] Jim Carrey is my idol
[x] I mostly get along with everybody.
[] At pep rallies, I'm the one acting crazy and silly.
[] My teachers or parents tell me I need to focus more on work and less on joking around.
Total: 12

SHY

[] I don't have a lot of friends.
[] I don't talk too much.
[] It's not that I'm snobby, I just get nervous when talking to people.
[] When people say my name, others say 'who?'
[] I'm pretty sure mostly no one knows who I am.
[] People have told me I need to talk more.
[] I only talk when other people talk to me first
[x] I look down when I walk.
[] I avoid social gatherings, such as games, dances, or parties.
[] People have tried to help me be more outgoing, but it never works.
[] I always plan to talk to more people, but I never do.
[] I sit in the back of the classroom.
[] I never participate in class discussions.
[] I hide behind people to avoid being seen sometimes.
[] I could never be a cashier, talking to strangers.
[] I talk quietly.
[] People have called me shy or quiet.
[] I usually let others decide for me.
[] If someone is talking about my favorite book or movie in front of me, I don't join in the conversation.
[] I would like to be more outgoing.
Total: 1


GOTHIC

[x] I wear black.
[] I don't like to be seen.
[] I'm very, very pale.
[] I only listen to metal or emo-ish music.
[x] I love creepy, weird movies.
[] I love gothic cartoons and drawings.
[] I don't like people.
[] I only go out during the night.
[] I have black fingernails.
[] I wear a long black coat.
[x] I also wear big black boots.
[] 'The Crow' is one of my favorite movies.
[] I only date other Goths.
[] I love black humor.
[x] I love pain.
[x] People think I'm crazy.
[] I don't talk to anyone who isn't as deep as me.
[x] I love to scare people.
[] I laugh at teenyboppers.
[x] People are scared of me.
Total: 7

WEIRDO.

[x] I talk to myself.
[x] I say really random things all the time/have to say it out loud.
[x] I fidget a lot.
[] I still use a wheeled backpack.
[] People laugh at me.
[] I walk really funny.
[x] I have a very different sense of style.  
[] I talk in a robot voice often.
[x] I'll stop whatever I'm doing, and break out in a crazy dance if the mood strikes.
[x] I debate stuff with myself.
[] I hear voices.
[] I'm obsessed with aliens and the other planets.
[] I have a fascination with robots and machinery.
[x] I use really big words no one understands, and they give me weird looks.
[] I say random lines of babbling that make sense to no one but me.
[] I dart my eyes from side to side.
[] I always pretend I'm a robot or other weird non human thing.  
[x] People have no idea why I think the way I do.
[] I have some very unusual, extraordinary talents.
[] When people ask me if I like something that's trendy, I pretend to be scared or confused.
Total: 8


ANTISOCIAL

[] I hate most people.
[] I prefer to be alone.
[] When people talk to me, I just give them a death glare
[] Actually, most people don't talk to me.
[] People are freaking idiots and I wish they'd all die.
[] I live in my room, writing in my diary. On the computer...
[] I go out my way to avoid everyone.
[] I never greet anyone.
[] I despise people who talk too loudly.
[] I want people to think I'm a freak.
[] I never talk.
[] I can't wait to get off this earth.
[] I always sit by myself at lunch or anywhere else.
[x] I listen to music on full blast on my ipod/mp3 player/headphones to block out the world
[x] I don't know why I am the way I am.
[] People have said I'm antisocial.
[] I use drugs or alcohol to escape the loneliness.
[] Why bother when people don't like you anyways?
[] I occupy myself so it won't look like I'm a loner.
[] I just don't get along with anyone.
Total: 2

SKATER

[] I skateboard to everywhere.
[] If I'm not skateboarding, I carry it with me.
[] I shop at Pacsun.
[] I'm obsessed with Tony Hawk.
[] Oh yeah, and Bam Margera.
[] I always play skateboarding video games
[x] I have shaggy hair.
[] I wear baggy pants.
[x] I wear only skater shoes.
[] I always wear hoodies.
[] I hang at skate parks 24/7.
[] I'm always learning new board tricks.
[] Forget school, I want to be a professional skateboarder.
[] I've been skateboarding for over 4 years.
[] I hang with other skaters.
[x] I've been hurt while skateboarding.
[] I've been in a skateboarding competition.
[] I wear vans.
[] Tony Hawks games own.
[] I've met some of my closest friends at skate parks.
Total: 3


GANGSTER/HOOD

[] I say 'yo'.
[] I also say 'fo shizzle'.
[] I wear extremely baggy pants.
[] Mah chainz hang low.
[] I hang with my homies, biotches, and Hoe's
[] I'm a thug.
[] I only listen to rap music.
[] 50 Cent is my idol.
[] I don't give a frick about school.
[] I steal/have stolen before.
[] I freestyle.
[] I breakdance.
[] Gold chainz is tha way to go, biotch.
[] I'm white but I act black.
[] All my heroes are dead rappers.
[] Tupac is still alive.
[] I party with all my nigs.
[] I wear a sideways baseball cap.
[] I wear hoodies.
[] I wear converse with the tongue flipped out.
Total: 0

BULLY

[] I always steal people's lunch money.
[] Geeks are afraid of me.
[] I get in trouble all the time.
[x] I steal people's stuff to be an asshole.
[] People have called me a bully.
[x] I have beat someone up before.
[] I'm always looking for a fight.
[] I pick on people smaller than me.
[] I push people out of the way when I'm walking.
[] I've never been in a relationship before.
[x] People are afraid of me.
[x] People know not to mess with me.
[] I'm bigger than most people my age.
[] I pick on people for the fun of it.
[] I make fun of everything anyone else likes.
[] If anyone crosses my path, they're dead.
[] People know not to try and stick up for themselves when I'm around.
[] I'm one of the strongest kids in school.
[] Even some authority figures are afraid of me.
[] People get out of my way when I'm walking.
Total: 4

GAMER

[x] I own at least 2 different video game consoles.
[] I love Final Fantasy.
[x] DDR & Guitar Hero
[] I've missed school before because I was trying to beat a video game.
[x] I'm always trying to beat high scores on games.
[] I even play a lot of computer games.
[] I play at least 3 hours of video games a day.
[] My thumbs are sore often.
[] I spend all my money on new video games.
[] My boyfriend/girlfriend has to be into video games.
[] All I talk about is video games.
[] I've been in a video game competition before
[] I pay over 30$ a month in online games.
[] I have bought more than 5 accessories for my console
[] I know about more than 10 cheats and mods in the game I play most
[] I have played at least a complete week in the game I like most.
[] I wouldn't know what to do in an afternoon without electricity.
[] My parents often tell the internet is broken or simply disconnect it so I don't spend whole weekends and holidays playing.
[] I have more than one online account on the same game.
Total: 3

GIRLY

[] I have long hair.
[] I wear make up every day.
[] I carry a purse.
[] I have to get someone else to come kill a spider or any bug.
[x] I paint my nails
[] I use perfume
[] I keep my nails clean/shaped
[x] I shower regularly
[x] I used to or still do Dance, Gymnastics, or Cheer/Pom
[x] I like to accessorize
[] I like flowers.
[] I don't like to be outdoors
[] I'm more like my mother than my father.
[] I like hanging out with girls than boys.
[] I like going to the mall/shopping.
[] I watch my weight/ count calories.
[] I plan outfits ahead of time
[] People say I have a soft/sweet voice.
[] I dream about and am already planning my wedding day
[] I watch dramatic shows on tv, soap operas, reality TV, etc
Total: 4

BOYISH

[x] I have short hair.
[x] I hate doing laundry.
[] I like war type video games.
[] I like playing or watching sports
[] People say I have a deep voice
[x] I'm more like my dad than my mom.
[x] I beat up or tease my younger siblings or friends.
[x] I act tough, it doesn't matter what's going on inside me.
[] There's only two emotions
[] I shower only when I start to notice I stink
[x] I think about the opposite sex a lot.
[] My room isn't neat.
[] I bite my nails instead of using scissors/clippers
[x] My clothes don't match sometimes, but I don't notice or care
[x] I like to play rough with dogs
[x] I like the movies 300, Transformers, The Dark Knight.
[] The best way to get the opposite sex to like you is to act like a jerk.
[] I don't read
[x] I don't ask for help even if I need it.
Total: 10

1ST PLACE Comedian-12

2ND PLACE Boyish-10

3RD PLACE Rebel-9

4TH PLACE Emo, Weirdo, and Nerd-8

5TH PLACE Gothic-6

6TH PLACE Bully, and Girly-4

7TH PLACE Gamer, and Skater-3

8TH PLACE Antisocial-2

9TH PLACE Shy, and Jock-1

10TH PLACE Gangster-0
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